CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!

HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!

by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019

Croist

(adj) a combination of crusty and moist.

The smell from Little Timmy's croisty ball rash after a week of not bathing was unbearable.

by Shithead McFuckmyass August 16, 2011

Crocostimpy

A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".

In June of '93, I had my left nostril bitten off by a Crocostimpy.

by P-faff August 14, 2006

croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005

Croissault

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

by [B]saint March 13, 2009

cooshay

When something is cooshay it is beyond cool.

<name1> I went to the mall today :D
<name2> cooshay!

by anak August 17, 2006

Croissantula

A hairy spider.

"I woke up this morning and there was croissantulas in my bafroom,"

by Fearless26 April 15, 2010