crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Existential Crisis

A deep, obsessive concern with unanswered questions about the meaning of life and existence, resulting in the disruption of one's daily life and characterized by long or short-lasting bouts of apathy and depression.

"Dude, what's up with Steve?"
"He's been reading a lot of Nietzsche and watching How the Universe Works on the Discovery Channel, now he's having an existential crisis."

by Jimmy Banks November 28, 2012

crisol

A pretty girl that has a caring heart. Is shy at first but once you get to know her she's really nice, funny, and sweet. Also is always there for her friends. She is also wierd at times xD but she is very pretty. Always has a caring side and never gets mad even we she should. Most funny and one of a kind person you will ever meet. But has sensitive side that nobody sees she's been hurt and needs people that care about her to help her smile again <3 smart and one of kind you will never have a friend like her (:

Hey do you know crisol ?

Yea she's a wierd , pretty , and a caring friend

Ya I'm glad I have her as a friend

by ccvvhf January 11, 2014

hostage crisis

A one-way conversation wherein the passive participant cannot break away from the one who is speaking, despite the tediously protracted passage of time. This is a common manifestation of fucktardation.

The 'hostage taker' often falls into (but is certainly not limited to) one of these categories:

1. the drunk person with whom one is barely acquainted, but who adamantly refuses to recognize their lack of a substantial past connection with the hostage and continues to shout about themselves over whatever noise is happening at the bar/club/concert/tractor pull

2. a person who has experienced a recent break-up, and feels compelled to verbally re-hash the experience ad nauseum

3. someone who habitually takes otherwise harmless small talk to the worst possible extreme, talking the ear off of anyone who will listen about insubstantial trivia because they cannot comprehend the beauty of conversational brevity

person one: "Hey Dangus, how did things go at your family reunion?"

person two: "Sketchy! I got spotted by my drunk-ass aunt...the bitch talked my ear off for an hour about her divorce, like I give a shit...her crackhead ex is probably getting his fudge tunnel reamed in some sketch pad right now. The hostage crisis went on for so long that I was getting desperate...so I farted really loud on purpose while she was talking, and then remarked, 'HEY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT ASSHOLE SAID?' The lush's mouth dropped open and I bailed...crisis averted!"

by hecktor dangus, esq. May 17, 2008

Crisler's Law

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

mid-shower crisis

when in the middle of a shower all of a sudden you have to shit so you run to the toilet all wet and take a dump

joe was taking a hot shower when a mid-shower crisis hit him out of nowhere.

by Mr.CM December 17, 2009

Half-Life Crisis

That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.

Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.

by Cypher Seven July 24, 2012