Word Crimes

1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.

1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown

by Urban Myth July 23, 2014

crimsix

A mother fucking boss at call of duty and is a amazing pro player

"That guy crimsix is a boss"

by biggie2844 October 8, 2015

King Crimson

A King Crimson moment is where times seems to be erased

example:
*Goes to bed at 8:10*
*closes eyes for what feels like a second*
*opens eyes and it's now 8:20*
"I just got King Crimsoned"

by the ramble man September 24, 2019

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

crimason

Crimason is one of my favorite creators on tiktok.I love watching his videos on tiktok everyday. He is sofunny and makes me laugh almost everyday :)

“Hey who was that person again with red hair????”

Thats crimason he’s really cool you might like his content :D

by CHUPAPIEVI October 2, 2021

crimson jager

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.

Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.

by 1111toga September 20, 2016

King Crimson

Progressive rock band led by guitar/Mellotron virtuoso Robert Fripp. Stretched both the language and structure of rock into the realms of jazz and classical, while avoiding pop and psychedelic sensibilities.
The absense of mainstream compromises and lack of an overt sense of humour lead to their downfall.

King Crimson are one of the more defiant progressive rock bands to come out of the 1960's. Others include Pink Floyd, Yes and The Soft Machine.

by Aqualung March 13, 2005