Christmas Crashing

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.

(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.

by AProg December 27, 2010

Lightning Crashes

Song from 1995 performed by the band Live from their album Throwing Copper. It is about a friend of the band who was killed by a drunk driver. She had her organs donated and the songs lyrics reflect how her death enabled others to live.

Lightning Crashes is one of Live's best known songs

by Captain Atlanta March 30, 2010

Carshena

One of a kind, only knows her name so everyone else will, an April Fool, leaves an impression from Hell, as in, if ya ever met her, you'll NEVER forget her!

Carshena is: A little Marilyn Monroe, lotsa Bugs Bunny, Amelia Earhart in blazing paths for someone else and then disappearing

by Be-Bop Cato February 3, 2010

Party crasher

A party crasher is a guy that invites himself in a party he isnt even invited to. They usually screw up the whole party. Without party crashers, parties wouldnt be fun anymore.

When theres no more alcohol at a party, what you need is a party crasher to entertain you.

by Zee Dogg June 15, 2007

gay crashing

(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.

1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!

2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.

by Tedrick June 18, 2008

crasher

1.Someone who waits till the last moment to do anything.
2.A procrastinator.
3.From the word crash(to sleep) someone who is too lazy to go home when it's late, and sleeps wherever he is.

Paul: At this time yesterday John had nothing prepared for the presentation but he still gave a wonderful presentation this morning.

Anne: Yeah, John's a crasher.

by tosinfreeman September 3, 2007

crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina

1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.

by tdac90 June 19, 2010