craphap

someone comes and eats out of your fucking fucking ass and poop it in a fucking bitch's fucking banana SOUP!

That big bitch is a craphap.

by epedety November 5, 2020

crapflap

1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation.

2) The back door on old style long underwear

1) That four alarm chili had me crapflappin in the bowl all night.

2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

Clapfap

Noun. The act of slamming one's ween between two open hands until climax.

I just walked in on my roommate having a clapfap and I may never be the same..

by Asher Braid November 15, 2013

Crapface

Synonymous with the word Jaho

You are a stupid Crapface, Ryan!

by Waldo Wellerton February 7, 2005

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

crapflaps

ones bottom, backside, bumcheeks, ass

Sorry you didnt win" - "Oh crapflaps!

by The Iron Lotus March 2, 2011

Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 6, 2009