Crank that Sarah Palin

Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.

"Let's crank that Sarah Palin."

"Now that's international relations."

by YouBetcha98 April 28, 2010

Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.

Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!

by Satchmosis March 16, 2008

Crank That Robocop

to ejaculate into a bucket and put it on someone's head

see superman

superman that hoooooo,
then watch me crank that robocop

by Grizzly Fucking Adams January 2, 2008

Crank that frank

Daddy, repressed emo,

Me : crank that frank better fuck me tonight

Crank That frank: I have a girlfriend

Me: that basic bitch *rolls eyes*

by Thatbasicfangirlunicorn June 19, 2017

Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post

So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily

by Balloon123 May 28, 2008

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008