cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

crack sack

When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.

Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what I got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!

Dad: What did ya get, sport?!

Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!

Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...

by Stretch Nuts March 30, 2008

crackalackin

to get started, or start

Lets get this thang crackalackin.

by kishpeach May 5, 2009

Crackilackin

It's pretty much the stupidest way of saying asking/saying what's up.

Person 1: What's crackilackin?
Person 2: ...You're retarded. -walks away-
Person 3: The Krispy Kreme truck crashed, that's what the fuck is crackilackin, you retard.

by Oivey October 18, 2008

Crackalackin'

It means Whats Happinin'. OR Whats up?

Whats crackalackin' Homee G Dawg?

by Lindsay January 22, 2004

crackalacking

Another way to say Whats up.

"Hey craig whats crackalacking?"

by Raziel March 18, 2003

crackBack

lower back problems due to injestion of crack cocaine, peruvian marching powder, bolivian addicto inflicto or any other form of cocaine.

Although Dano fell off a ladder putting up house decorations and was using enormous amounts of cocaine; he blamed his bad back on carrying a few books into a customers house telling everybody, "It couldn't be crackBack!"

by Dan Heien November 24, 2007