craphound

A purveyor of crap. One who seeks to persuade another that his or her self-serving ideas should be adopted, despite their crappiness.

"Moritz, you craphound! Leave me alone!" -- Burt Lancaster, "Local Hero", 1983

by burt lancaster January 10, 2008

crackhouse

a glamorous campus house at Ohio State where 8 gorgeous girls will be living for the 2005-06 school year. It became known as the crackhouse because it was the first house on campus ever busted for drugs but has since changed to be the first house on campus where 8 amazingly unreal bitches are living next year. ;) all wild.

"Damn, I wish I could get into the crackhouse parties, they are the wildest girls on campus"

"Sorry, but youll have to talk to the bouncers"

by H February 4, 2005

crankhound

a dog that will carpet surf and lick their owners sweat in search of methamphetamine

"Boy, Kathy's Jack Russel terrier is a real crankhound."

by wereatnjustgoforit August 27, 2025

crackhouse

anywhere where drugs are sold

smells fuken shit but always kicks as

often contains eshays n gangas

looks like a crackhouse

by baccycones May 27, 2019

crackhood

a neighborhood full of crackheads

don’t go into that crackhood-it’s sketchy

by howdylexx December 10, 2021

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Belmont Crackhouse

Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.

For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.

Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.

I drove by the Belmont crackhouse this morning.

by The Sleaze March 2, 2025