Crackberry Cowboy

A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.

His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.

by Zortroz1 May 1, 2010

Crackberry Jam

synonym for Blackberry Jam.

Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.

by CadeRageous January 16, 2009

Crackberry Syndrome

When one of your friends get a new Crackberry and secludes themselves from reality

Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome

by TurtleLockJaw December 28, 2008

Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

cranberry mist

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018