Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

Crackberry Jam

synonym for Blackberry Jam.

Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.

by CadeRageous January 16, 2009

Crackberry Syndrome

When one of your friends get a new Crackberry and secludes themselves from reality

Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome

by TurtleLockJaw December 28, 2008

CrackBerry

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

by PokemonFanboy916 May 13, 2023

Crackberrier

A person that is totally addicted to their Blackberry aka Crackberry.

You are becoming quite the adept crackberrier.

by dcalvert2 September 22, 2009