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Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.
Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"
by Yonner December 31, 2009
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Ash kaash comment section

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."
by jimbo343 March 7, 2021
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Fairy comments

This hits different๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿงš โ™€๏ธโœจ in a domestic abuse kinda way๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒˆ (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒˆ except this onceโœจ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿงš โ™€๏ธ
by hm26 May 19, 2020
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fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.
Make sure to hydrate ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’—and keep your head under the water๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป is an example of a fairy comment.
by urbandictionaryqween July 8, 2020
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Riley Comment

A sexual comment that goes too far or is extremely weird. Usually the comment makes the rest of the audience feel very awkward.
Susie: Jane is so pretty

Tom: yeah I want to put my penis inside her and feel her warmth
Susie: wow that's a Riley comment....
by Gurl88 October 25, 2013
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Pornhub comment section

A surprisingly respectful comment section full of people who will help u with homework and even invite u to Xbox games
*Pornhub comment section*
Me: Do u know the answer to 3x+2=14
MikeHunt69: Oh yeah the answer is just x=4
Me: Thanks!
by Dubiks February 18, 2019
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comment out

To disable lines of code in a program by surrounding them with comment-start and comment-stop characters.

This means that the code written inside the comment-start and comment-stop area will be treated as the programmer's comments and will not be run.
We commented out the last half of our program to make sure that the first half was working.
by inane5 July 16, 2005
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