corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.

Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"

by Obamanizer December 16, 2011

rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)

by ifky302 January 3, 2008

british broadcasting corporation

the British version of bbc

"you want some bbc"
"British broadcasting corporation?"

by Yaboi:3 November 17, 2022

Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.

Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019

Meow Corporations

An entire corporation run by cats; Their main purpose is to protect the world from villians such as dogs, and their biggest enemy, Orange Cat, who has been trying to over-throw the corporation for years. The current president of Meow Corp. is Lucky Oreo Briggs.

There are over 1 million cat and kitten agents working at Meow Corporations.

by Sarah Briggs February 17, 2005

V2 Corporation

A rapidly expanding business entity rooted deep in the underworld of Magnolia, Texas that has vowed to vanqush the venal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V2 Corporation has been vandalizing virgins vaginas since 1988. This coalition of vandalous vagabonds are forever V.I.P. and are entitled to using only V Notes and receive as many virgins as they desire as consorts. consistent vandalism is a must in this corporation, as that is where much of their V Notes flow from as well as:violating,vanquishing and vanity.Roots of this underground faction extend back to the roman empire;or more specifically, the roman numeral for five:V. However, even this is not the full extent of their ancestry; biblical references contain allusions to the leaders of V2 Corporation themselves. Some scientists claim the number 42 as the number of the universe; well 42 divided by 2 is 21 and 21 + 2 is 23 and 2+3=5 and as already stated above, the roman numeral for 5 is V. Therefore, V is the master of the universe. When you try your best but you arent victorious, join V2. You will soon vanquish the competition.
www.myspace.com/v2corporation

Victor-"hey whats up baby?"
Victoria-"groan ugh...i just got v-bagged and then given an extra big helping of v-cheese..."
Victor-"WHAT!!!BY WHO!!!"
Victoria-"...........V2 Corporation"

by Lucifer(aka V) February 21, 2008