resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.

Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.

by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018

Constipated Mouse

The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.

This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.

*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"

Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat August 2, 2010

Constipated

Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".

Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.

by Hp October 17, 2012

intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.

Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .

by Anton Doos May 3, 2016

Constipeetion

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

by Rainiac August 20, 2009

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

constipated

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!

by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004