cornbucket

A name used to describe someone who makes corny comments on a regular basis.

"Matt you are such a cornbucket"

by Jullee May 27, 2007

cornballishness

embracing the behavior of being a cornball but not quite a cornball

when dd wakes up at 2am to play apex, his friends tell him to let go of the cornballishness...

by dappadan42069 February 19, 2021

cornfed cornbread

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"

That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass

by Harold N. July 20, 2008

slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008

Cornish Basty

An illegitamate child born out of wedlock in Cornwall, UK

I am a Cornish basty

by RazzleDazzleBazzle August 15, 2018

Cornish Army

The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?

*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.

The Cornish Army was quite cool... for the 15th Century.

by Emperor Francis I December 9, 2008

cornball

A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.

“THE MAN NAMED B-MAN was a small kernel in a big cornfield that grew into a cornball”

by Hatersgonnahate666 January 18, 2018