Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.

Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.

by bongdiddler September 4, 2019

With great power comes great responsibility

With great power comes great responsibilty. One of uncle ben's last words in the best spiderman movie sam raimi's spiderman.

Remeber peter that with great power comes great responsibility.

by Pizzzatime August 28, 2017

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

what comes after 69

Mouthwash

Teacher-What Comes after 69
Student- Moutwash
Teacher- get the fuck out of my class

by SLICE_KillSTRM September 15, 2017

Coombsy

A term used in the South West of England to describe someone who is sound in every way possible.

'I love that kid, he's a right proper coombsy'

by charliebigspuds May 12, 2010

Commes des fuckdown

A play on words of the designer brand 'Comme Des Garçons'.

I cant cop this Comme Des Garçons bag, cant find it for sale anywhere. Fuck, I need to Commes des fuckdown and chill.

by QUEEZYjb July 14, 2016