thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008

cooled

Roasts are for spring, summer, and fall. You DO NOT roast in winter. Roasted in winter is #cooled

When someone uses a bad caption that doesn’t make sense like “b12thday” or “ready for ski season” when it’s the end of December. B12thday isn’t a pun #cooled. It is end of December, ski season started a while ago #cooled

by theogcooler April 23, 2018

Reverse Montgomery Cooler

Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler

The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses

Into the one standing upses holes

"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"

by Niktionary.com October 18, 2023

coolerest

the term of being cooler than the coolest

Valery is the coolerest of all !

by JayWuxD March 1, 2009

cooler than a penguin on ice

the ultimate cool; also, the ultimate compliment; a high degree of flattery

Katie is cooler than a penguin on ice.

by Kara, Katie April 10, 2004

Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

by doucherbagger February 20, 2010