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Cookies N Cream 

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
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Cookies and Cream 

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth
that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream
Cookies and Cream by stewartMalc October 20, 2008

Cookies N Cream 

This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.
I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.
Cookies N Cream by ziplocrts July 16, 2007

cookies and cream 

Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.

Edys Cookies and Cream 

When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!
Have you ever had Edys Cookies and Cream I hear it's made with love

Cookies and Cream 

When a man shits in a girl's mouth. He then cums in the girl's mouth.
Hey mike, you wanna come to my house and make some cookies and cream

cookies and cream 

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.
"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"
cookies and cream by Kyle March 14, 2005