Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

contorsionray

somethings you do on ariale silk and they can kill you

i died from contorsionray

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020