Consolation Fries

The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.

I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.

by Jane Mc February 2, 2009

John Constantine

Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.

Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."

by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005

Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

"You are the one constant thing in my life. I can always count on you to be there and not change. I can look to you and know how our lives are going, because you are a solid marker by which to judge things."

by .Keyls May 24, 2010

Constantina

a really long name for an amazing guuuurl <3

constantina rocks my soy

by assylaloveanit April 28, 2009

Constantaneously

To do something nonstop for an extremely elongated period of time.

I'm so obsessed with Myspace! I'm on there constantaneously.

by kinglax October 18, 2008

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

consanance

when a girl has extremely hard nipples that they break through her shirt.

Julia's and Megan's consanance's were so hard that the busted through their shirt.

by lucajamesalexjoeryangavincodyjoed January 17, 2008