Conk

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.
He hit his conk hard when he fell.

His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
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CONK

A person who plays on a controller in Fortnite
Kingofbones900 is a Conk
by Little Matthew August 13, 2018
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Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
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CONK

"Cool".

Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

Could be the first word invented by a machine.
Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk
by Conk-D December 06, 2009
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Conk

i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard
by ChiefParstington May 12, 2020
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conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.
'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'
by Grace the sk August 02, 2021
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Conk

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud
by ConkedOut January 18, 2020
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