congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Congrats Mr. Jergus

You solved it

Congrats Mr. Jergus

by someone you know at Tas December 29, 2020

Congrats

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions

Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.

by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021

congrats

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions

hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025