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Coney Island Squid 

Tampon applicators thatwash ashore on the most northern beaches of New Jersey
Look at all dem coney island squid washed up on da beach
Coney Island Squid by goshnoway August 11, 2008

coney island white fish 

a used condom descarded in a public place
"Shit dog! Watch out for that Coney Island White Fish you're about to step on."
coney island white fish by Tesstrogen September 15, 2003

National Coney Island 

National Coney Island, (Coney for short) is a diner chain that seems to only be found in Michigan, though it's named after the island off the coast of Brooklyn (go figure).
A popular gathering for teens and truckers, Coney Island restaurants provide a causal atmosphere where many fights are started and where people don't feel the need to tip.
The food is greasy, the waitresses come and go faster than the seasons change, the patrons are loud and unruly, and "non-smoking" is slang for "slightly less smoky".
Most Coneys are open 24-7. Signature food items include: Coney Dog, Hani Deluxe, and their famous Chili Cheese Fries.
"I'm bored. Let's go to National Coney Island and start a fight."

Coney Island Special

While getting head, a girl suddenly hurls all over your knob making it look like a Coney Island Dog.
Your grandma wasn't feeling so good last night. The night ended when she lovingly gave me a Coney Island Special.

coney island whale 

Once one uses a condom in the projects of coney island, it is tossed out the window into the water. As it floats in the ocean it is called "a coney island whale"
1. Hahahahaha that nukka just swam into a coney island whale
2. Stop being such a coney island whale

Coney Island Tapeworm 

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.
"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."
Coney Island Tapeworm by F00sieben December 11, 2012