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Communist Gift Basket

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010
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communication

Something upper management preaches about but refuses to use.
Employer: Frank, you seem to be lacking in communication with the other employees.
Employee: Um...my name is Norm... I will work on that.
by rvdumper July 25, 2012
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nano communication

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.
"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."
by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010
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The Communist

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
by chopetov May 5, 2009
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Communicatering

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.
Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.
by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009
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commuzication

Commuzication actually is the same as communication (the process of exchanging information) with the only difference that exactly musical expressions are taken as the main common system of symbols instead of words. Though some forms of conventional communication such as gestures or eye contact frequently could be used.
The ultimate sample of true commuzication - the CD album of Greg Mathieson, Michael Landau, Abraham Laboriel, Vinnie Colaiuta "LIVE AT THE BAKED POTATO 2000"
by Muzicator December 16, 2004
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Communist Amoeba

He is a being who spreads communism, and is of the greatest of origins. He is all-ancestor. No one can withstand his 100% form.
by Communist Amoeba September 21, 2020
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