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colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!
by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017
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Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole
The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.
by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008
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Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008
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Colonic Jihad

Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.
About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.
by Seyler-do August 12, 2011
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Clong

The Wise and Almighty essence of the female genitalia.
After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.
by ItzKongman January 14, 2020
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Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008
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Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009
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