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Columbo

When a male pretends that he has blown his load (can be by spitting on partners back if in doggie style) then when said partner thinks sex acts are complete, the male says... "One more thing" and blows his load over his partner.
Samantha thought they were done for the night and turned the light off, but Nick gave her a Columbo in the dark.
by Ramahunty April 28, 2016
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Colemonjappliteronauva

The most divine drink in all Galaxies of all Dimensions. Said to be brought down from the heavens of the gods by G-Unit themselves. Exclusive at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Honolulu, Oahu, Hawaii. Perfected and Extremized version of Lemokite
Bruh, you gots to try Colemonjappliteronauva this bruh!
by Nutellzeus September 2, 2014
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Clemboger

Kaizar, you're a clemboger
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Clemboger

A clemboger is typically a braindead Tottenham hotspur fan who has an empty trophy cabinet.
Miqdad is such a clemboger
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colombo

to hit someone so hard they get knocked out, typically in football.
He caught a pass over the middle and jus got Colomboed.
by mick247 January 28, 2011
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Columbowned

Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011
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columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text
by visualsquid August 20, 2012
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