by Coleman Alvarez March 10, 2021
by grizzman69 August 06, 2019
Coleman is a very amazing boy. He has a very kind heart, and has very great friends. Typically, Coleman's are country boys with really nice trucks. They love to go fishing and taking moonlit walks next to rivers. They are very good friends who will do anything for you. Once you get to know a Coleman, he will probably talk about guns, deer, and sometimes his feelings if you're lucky. Colemans are very mature, especially about their feelings. They typically aren't guy sluts, most of the time they are looking for a serious relationship that has nothing to do with sex. They are also very religious, and typically spend a lot of time praying. Coleman's are the best of the best, every guy wishes he were a Coleman.
Guy 1 : "James, you got roasted today!"
Guy 2 : "I know Peter! Did you see Coleman in the back laughing? The teacher didn't even do anything about that!"
Guy 1 : "Well yeah, but dude, he's Coleman! Everyone loves him! He's got a great family, the teachers adore him, and it seems like all the girls are after him!"
Guy 2 : "True! I wish I were a Coleman!"
Guy 1 : "Me too..."
Guy 2 : "I know Peter! Did you see Coleman in the back laughing? The teacher didn't even do anything about that!"
Guy 1 : "Well yeah, but dude, he's Coleman! Everyone loves him! He's got a great family, the teachers adore him, and it seems like all the girls are after him!"
Guy 2 : "True! I wish I were a Coleman!"
Guy 1 : "Me too..."
by Courtney C January 22, 2015
by darkobyss October 23, 2019
Person Uno: Hey did you get a potato for dinner?
Person Dos: Don't you mean a Coleman
Person Uno: Hey I heard Wren and Coleman were dating
Person Dos: Yeah that's probably true, wren likes potato bois
Person Dos: Don't you mean a Coleman
Person Uno: Hey I heard Wren and Coleman were dating
Person Dos: Yeah that's probably true, wren likes potato bois
by COLEISAPOTATO January 08, 2019
A lesbian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but isn't trying to.
by whatthefuckiswrongwithyourface June 06, 2010
n) a male that obsesses to a stalkerish extent of a female, usual interested in short cute asians and persists in following them around, txting repeatedly, and failing incredibly at flirting. They should be avoided at all cost and if not possible, suicide IS recommended. You have been warned
v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
n) Dude! At that party last night there were sooooooooo many colemans! I think they scared off all the hott babes....
v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"
"What's wrong?"
"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's
scarred for life!"
"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at
her now..."
v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"
"What's wrong?"
"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's
scarred for life!"
"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at
her now..."
by Chemkid June 02, 2009