coffeefee

It means Coffeys, but better.

"hey do you wanna go get coffeefee"

by becarefulimalawyer September 28, 2020

Coffeemaning

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.

'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'

by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023

tweeks.coffeee

Tweeks.coffeee is a very awesome tiktoker, they're very cool and nice and make very funny high quality content 😛
If you're their mutual, you are also very cool 😎

(They're friends with famous tiktoker luvviechae !! 😱😱)

"I do not like tweeks.coffeee 😐🙄😒"

by Sayori's cookie December 23, 2021

Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

by Kidah April 21, 2011

Coffebeaning

to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth.

Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"

by Hiny Peter August 6, 2012

coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021