cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cocksall

An old, unhappy, belligerent Italian women

Jesus Christ, she’s a cocksall

by Ancsefg September 27, 2019

cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008

cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline

"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"

by Elliot May 31, 2005

cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.

"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

Cockstar

A girl that only sleeps with RockStars and thus obtains some level of fame simply because of the penis that she's had inside her vagina.

That girl slept with every rock star I know, she's a Cockstar.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009

cocksmack

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.

Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box

by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006