Neil cockstrong

When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse

You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong

Neil cockstrong by Forest of steel May 15, 2022

cockstranglers 

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

cockstranglers by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011