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clinging poo

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.
Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.
by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005
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Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!
Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*
by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014
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Clinkingwonder

Another word for skilledchalk. Please refer to skilledchalk definition.
In a sentence it would be used like this: "He was such a Clinkingwonder."
by YourGayManClink February 9, 2022
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Clining

When you have given up on improving yourself, but don't necessarily want to let yourself go.... you're just clining.
I saw Jenny for the first time in a while the other day...

Yeah? Did she look good?

I mean, she looks the same. She's clining bruh.
by Alliebama September 22, 2017
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clinkting

very expensive or a lot of money.
originates for the word clink meaning money. The words stem from the slums of south London and Kent (UK) but are beginning to spread into london and the surropunding counties
'Ths shizzle is bare Clinkting blood'
by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005
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clitting

The act of grooming your clit, keeping your clit groomed at all times.
Hey kelly how did clitting go? Did you use your new clitting kit while you clitted? Man, that clitting job turned out nice!
by coolestbitchalivee November 15, 2009
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Cliiting

Cliiting(pronounced cleeting) is the act of intentionally smacking another person's food out of their hands just because you can. Cliiting is intended to annoy, and or anger the person being cliited.
Josh enjoyed cliiting his friend Jimmy because Jimmy was an easy target.
by Apollyon0666 March 20, 2012
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