by alayla July 09, 2009
masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
by ronnie_e September 23, 2009
You: *dressed up for a special occasion*
Somebody: You clean up nice!
You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.
Somebody: You clean up nice!
You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.
by Satan!t December 10, 2020
A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's
God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.
God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.
Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.
by Simp Free December 10, 2019
When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
by mliky December 27, 2020
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
by doc hargrove August 17, 2006
A female that is part of a threesome of an already established couple. This girl isn't so much of a part of the threesome, but is what one would call the girl that does the dirty work, ex. licking butthole, cusping the testicles, lapping semen up off the floor.
Boyfriend says to girlfriend,"Oh that Ashley, she's really hot, can she be part of our threesome? "
Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."
Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.
Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."
Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."
Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.
Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."
by Mr.Ripley January 18, 2017