carsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars

Bro I think i'm carsexual

by KuriWasTaken March 28, 2021

Caisexual

Caisexual is a sexuality for when you are attracted to a cai.

I'm caisexual

What's that?

I'm attracted to cai

by digitalbendy April 13, 2021

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.

When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.

by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

catsexual

When a female likes cats in a sexual way.

Shamill goes out one night. He meets a cat. He likes said cat. He captures said cat. He RAPES said cat. said cat feels satisfied. Said cat runs away whenever said cat meets shamill. Said cat comes back for more! Shamill is happy. He is catsexual.

by jemma + laura February 29, 2008

cansexual

The sexuality based upon the principle that if, "you can, you will"

I have a penis you have a hole, I guess I'm cansexual.

by NabePB&J May 26, 2017