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caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.
Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "
by 13 Times February 15, 2006
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caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.
Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.
by Agnew March 23, 2005
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Chiffer

Chair Sniffer - A guy who sniffs a chair for "aroma" after a female walks away from it
The chiffer was on his knees smelling the chair just seconds after the office secretary walked away.
by Chiffer2525 July 11, 2009
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cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
by mikegloady December 9, 2008
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coiffer

one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.
you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.

Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
by Fairf November 18, 2007
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Cuffer

A Policeman or Policewoman.
''watch it blad cuffer comin!''
by sweet jesus April 14, 2006
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muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.
oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer
by big rodge December 19, 2010
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