Christmarse

That time of year when you just can't be arsed to do anything or can't be arsed to bother with Christmas. It's about the same time all the shops cash in off December 25th by starting their X-Mas sales in Mid July and which don't end until the end of February.

Enid: Cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? It's only four days until the birthday of our Lord?

Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.

Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?

Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 21, 2008

Christer

Pronounced: KrEE-ster

Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.

The Christers are coming! The Christers are coming!

by AllieGator35 February 2, 2008

Chrismerfee

A Foosball term for a player getting their shot blocked.

"Man you just got Chrismerfee'd again, you suck!"

by ShotBlokker March 15, 2010

Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.

We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010

chriscaridad

a sexy mf who mods for big famous minecraft streamer vraxooo

omg have you seen chriscaridad recently hes so sexy

by Rainbow 6 Siege January 12, 2021

Chrishean

A gentleman with a natural, caring and compassionate manner. Driven to succeed, he will do anything to achieve his dreams. Very spontaneous person, much like his unusual name. He would go to the ends of the earth for people he loves. And also sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

Chrishean is like a Romeo in the 21st century.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Christeria

A French name, typically a middle name. A very rare name in many circumstances. Christeria means "God Is Gracious.", and despite the name being connected to christianity it's a very beautiful name. I'd recommend picking this name for your baby.

"Hey, Christeria!"

by Anonymous3344 November 30, 2021