Chrislamism

A hybrid American religion formed by the combination of dogmatic, Bible thumping Christianity with the worst of Islam, especially popular among American self-righteous wingnuts.

Despite the alleged separation of church and state, the U.S. government is now greatly influenced by Chrislamism.

by Richard Kelly September 11, 2005

chrisevanssweatyball

chris evans ball of sweat lol. ALSO MY FAV mutual who has a gorgtastic username !! 😍😘

if chrisevanssweatyball is reading this ily bestie 😽😽

by mxrvelxst May 31, 2021

chrisevansdirtywh0re

the account of the hottest being in the universe. they are the hater of sebastian stan and tom felton, big fan of florence pugh and bunions

bella: oh i love chrisevansdirtywh0re, they followed me back on tiktok

flo: omg same let me break up with my 46 year old bf and marry her

by florencepughsbunion July 16, 2021

chriselyn

the most sexiest person alive

omg have you seen chriselyn? shes so sexy!

by allicutesy__ November 17, 2021

Chrisean

Blueface girlfriend from Baltimore.

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

“It’s a vibe all the time!!”

by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022

chrisula

A super awesome, strong, intelligent, and funny woman.
She's kindhearted, thoughtful, compassionate, and resilient.
She can cook and loves to eat, and is curvy to show for it.
A lover of pets and all animals.

Did you meet so-and-so yet? She's such a Chrisula, they don't make 'em like that anymore!

by GreenLineDelayed January 19, 2017

Chrislande

A beautiful girl/woman who has an amazing personality with a great sense of humor and a beautiful smile that always makes you smile and laugh no matter what kind of mood you are in anyone would be lucky to know a Chrislande.

She seems like a chrislande to me man.

by Emobish235 October 20, 2020