chris

a cool dude who has played COD too many times and seems to pwn noobs with his eyes closed
dude i just got pwned by chris

chris is better than asians
by awesome 234 September 06, 2010
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the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it"

chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris!! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"
1. (joke) why did the chicken.....

(response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

(response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line)

2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again!"
chris - "you can tell them, its ok"
crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
by dogborevoja February 04, 2010
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a tall, skinny, big dick having pimp. will beat fuck up another pimp for talking to his bitches
damn, that fly mother fucker must be a chris!
by chris the facebook pimp February 12, 2010
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tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit
hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris
by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009
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coming from a chris, you prolly got brown hair, brown eyes, tall, have lots of friends plus very social.
if you not a chris n you someone who tryna know them, go up to them and js go for it :)
person 1; wow chris is so cool
person 2; yeah you should go talk to him, maybe yall would be good friends
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chris is gay and fake and ugly but not loyal but funny
Chris is talking all that shmack but he is fake.
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he will tell u he loves u and mean everything. however he is also telling other girls this. he can be very loving but it is always to more than one person. do not fall for a chris he will fuck ur life over. he is worse than someone w their name beginning w a J x
chris: i love you so much and i am mad about u

also chris: *sends that to 10 other girls*
by sensitive hoe December 28, 2019
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