Skip to main content

chocolate cake

Share definition
The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.
Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...
Flag
mugGet the chocolate cake mug.

Chocolate cake

Share definition
A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing
I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.
by neeee January 14, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Chocolate cake mug.

Chocolate cake

Share definition
When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss
by Isiocvv November 13, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Chocolate cake mug.
"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
by library crew September 28, 2006
Flag
mugGet the German chocolate cake coffee mug.
Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006
Flag
mugGet the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin mug.
The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.
Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.
by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008
Flag
mugGet the strippers chocolate cake mug.

Chocolate Cake

Share definition
Any Weapon In Any Version Of Halo Which Is A Heavy Weapon Or Will Deliver A One Hit Knockout If Used Correctly. Upon Sighting A Weapon Of This Nature, The Player Announces (Or If Player Doesn't Want To Warn The Other Players, The Player Must At Least Think The Words. This Works Best With XBox Live, System Link, Or Internet Play Especially When Someone Else Is Around) "Why Hello Chocolate Cake." This Can Work Also For Power Ups And Vehicles But Definitely Works Best With Weapons.
"Dude, Dave Just Got Chocolate Cake! We Better Get The Hell Out Of His Way."
by pizzaazzip May 2, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Chocolate Cake mug.