Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.
Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.
by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008
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"I have carence for you."
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"Not caring is have no carence at all in that particle subject."
by Starhero October 14, 2011
Get the Carence mug.Clarrence is an optimistic person who cares about the people around him. He loves worldly affairs like environmental sustainability and politics, where he aims to show concern to the masses. In his free time, he likes to hangout with his friends because he’s quite a sociable person.
Although he may act nonchalant on the outside, he will get happy when receiving compliments about his attractiveness. He is also a simple guy who dresses in simple clothing like a black t-shirt and jeans, but still manages to stand out amongst his peers.
The extra R in his name makes him more assertive than others to stand firmly for the ideals that he believes strongly in.
Although he may act nonchalant on the outside, he will get happy when receiving compliments about his attractiveness. He is also a simple guy who dresses in simple clothing like a black t-shirt and jeans, but still manages to stand out amongst his peers.
The extra R in his name makes him more assertive than others to stand firmly for the ideals that he believes strongly in.
by MonkeyBoy789 January 18, 2021
Get the clarrence mug.This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
Get the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award mug.Clarece: A name that originates from French name Clarita which means "Fame". Also derived from Clarus which means "Famous". So in a nutshell she's that girl you don't pass up cause you'll kill your self later when you see her all prosperus and fine. Kinda like the guy who broke up with Beyoncé in high school. #biggestL
by Corrector of Definition January 3, 2017
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