The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
Get the hairless chimpanzee mug.The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Smile mug.It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)
Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010
Get the Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway mug.Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
Get the put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit mug.by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
Get the chimpanzee mug.When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.
That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.
by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016
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"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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