texas chili bowl 

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

Mexican Chili Bowl 

This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.

"Derek gave Kevin a Mexican Chili Bowl, he shouldn't have fallen asleep"

Mexican Chili Bowl by dobe2049 December 15, 2008

mexican chili bowl 

When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.

He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.

mexican chili bowl by blake killian July 8, 2011

empty the chili bowl 

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.

Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.

empty the chili bowl by SR&AB October 1, 2010

texas chili bowl 

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).

We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

texas chili bowl by Dankester April 27, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl 

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food

"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

Texas Chili Bowl by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

texas chili bowl 

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"

boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl

texas chili bowl by ktulu666 March 25, 2009