dick chicken

a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.
Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....
by ifukdyermom March 02, 2009
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dick chicken

a chicken that exterior body is covered with dicks. be them large,small, or black
l00kz m00m!!
@ dIcK cHIckEn =D
by Chronickid January 30, 2008
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California Dick Chicken

A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?

Ezekiel: What’s that?

Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.

Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
by Midnight Oil October 18, 2021
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Suck dick chicken

A word used to describe an overall shitty experience
That assignment was just a huge platter of suck dick chicken.
by Ranchitup_2016 September 30, 2016
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randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
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Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing
(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.
by Bofa deez nutss March 20, 2016
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Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!
by Taking the high road June 08, 2025
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