Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
Get the Cheesus Christmug. A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
by Bobert Hoppey November 7, 2018
Get the Mac and Cheesusmug. Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.
Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
by RudeAnn Wacky August 21, 2009
Get the Cheesus Juicemug. the lord's lord.
by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011
Get the cheesus jesusmug. The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
Get the Cheesus Crustmug. The messiah formed from cheese.
by Boogiman February 17, 2009
Get the Cheesus Christmug. a fan of string cheese incident they are usually dirty wooks that slur words, but have hearts of gold make friend with them at all costs
by willis "the doctor" Danielson May 22, 2008
Get the Cheesusmug.