chubby charmer

n. a breed of chubby chaser, but instead of actually *chasing* chubby people, chubby people chase them. They unintentionally have chubby people as boyfriends of girlfriends for whatever reasons.

Denise: Wow, Amanda has a third porker for a boyfriend? She must be a chubby charmer.

Adam: Word.

by chubsforgrubs October 25, 2010

Charmed

Silly TV show about three sisters who happen to be witches.

Charmed makes fun of a religion called wicca.

by Vin December 18, 2004

turd charmer

A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.

It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005

charmed

the awesomist show in the entire world starring holly marie combs, alyssa milano, shannen doherty, and rose mcgowen. The plot of the show is three sisters who are part of an ancient prophecy that said that generations of their families would get stronger and stronger, culminating in the arrival of three sisters, the charmed ones. Prue(Shannen Doherty), the oldest of the three sisters, died at the end of the third season when she was killed by an evil being.
She was replaced by the Charmed one's half-sister Paige(Rose McGowen). The show ran for 8 seasons after ending in May of 2006.

Holly Marie Combs plays Piper, who has the ability to freeze
Alyssa Milano plays Phoebe, who has the ability to see into the future
Shannen Doherty plays Prue, who has the ability to move objects with her mind
Rose McGowen plays Paige, who has the ability to teleport using orbs of light
Other Charmed cast includes: Brian Krause, Julian McMahon, Dorian Gregory, and Kaley Cuoco

by HollyCombsisawesome May 14, 2007

Milwaukee Snake Charmer

The process of a man's partner inserting a gummy worm into the urethra of his erect penis. Once fully inserted the partner performs oral sex until the man reaches climax, thus ejecting the gummy worm and seamen into the partners mouth.

Also known as "The Cummy Worm" in some parts of Canada.

Brenda gave me a Milwaukee snake charmer last night. It hurt at first but Brenda seems to love it.

by bunky paterson January 18, 2011

lucky charmer

An Irish version of a gangster. normally found in bars wistling at ugly women and drinking shit beer that the bartender dipped his nut sack in.

bartender: hey shannon i dipped my coin purse in that lucky charmer"s beer.

by titfucker8=====>~~~~~~~0: July 23, 2009

Lucky Charmer

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a bowl of lucky charms. Male/female assumes his/her position under the table while the recipient enjoys a nice wholesome breakfast.

Jason was treated to a "Lucky Charmer" with breakfast this morning.

by 1Thumper March 17, 2011