Mr. Cardenas

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.

Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.

by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020

Mr. Cardenas

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.

Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.

by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

chardunay

Is a girl who cares and loves everyone. She will be there when No one else is and and make you smile without even trying to. She is pretty and has a gorgeous smile and the biggest heart. People are fortunate to meet her. She is a special person.

Chardunay is so sweet.

by definition_urban July 1, 2014

Charnaye

A very pretty girl . Who is damaged . But keeps trying . Shes super goofy . With a sad mind a heart . Smart . But doesnt know it . Tiny . And fun to be around . But dont get me wrong shes tricky . And minipulative if she has to be . Shes a goddess ; beautiful . And shes a monsterr in the bed . Her vagina is the definition of water . Dont drown 🙂

Charnaye is a bad bitch

by Noooo nooo October 19, 2018

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.

Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!

I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.

If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!

by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022