Timothée Chalamet

A fucking magical person who will DESTORY your life. Everything I talk about centers back around to him. He is everything.

Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?

Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.

by timotheechalametstan December 12, 2020

Timothee Chalamet

by far the best actor ever known, with an amazing personality, whom respects women and loves his mom :)

Fan:SKBFJNBZUIIKFJ That's Timothee Chalamet! I love him!
Timothee: Not as much as Iove you ;)
Fan: OMFGGGGGKGNIFJNJBHEIGUFKENJBIU

by its.not.jayleen October 23, 2020

chaloobies

n. man boobs

That fat guy has bigger chaloobies than I do!

by Mel May 6, 2004

Timothée Chalamet

The HOTTEST piece of ass to EVER exist. This man will RUIN your life. Everything I know and love is him. HE IS EVERYTHING.

Armie: Hey bro why do you keep listening to "Love My Way"?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Timothée Chalamet MADE ME.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

Timothee Chalamet

A beautiful and talented actor who has played in tons of great movies like Call Me By Your Name, and Little Women.

Friend:Hey who's that cute actor over there.
Me: Oh that's Timothee Chalamet!

by gilmoregirlslover December 31, 2020

Chalamius

One who makes excessive use of smilies to express themselves in email, IM and to a lesser extent when spoken to in person. Can be compared to Gin Ichimaru from the animé Bleach or the Joker.

<Lawyer> I am sorry to tell you that your father has just passed away
<Chalamius> D:
<Lawyer> Please sign these documents
<Chalamius> o_O
<Lawyer> He has left you £200,000 worth of assets in his will.
<Chalamius> XD

by ins3 December 19, 2008

Chalo

Knows every song in existence. Loves to sing. A bomb friend. 10/10 would recommend.

Everyone needs a Chalo!

by ~~~~!~~~ December 19, 2016