Ceiling gang

The worst type of people, worse than your worst enemies. Horrible people

(joke created by PewDiePie)

did you hear Brian is ceiling gang, I thought he was floor gang

by JustA19YearOld April 21, 2020

Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting

Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.

Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.

Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.

by Cori and Laura October 7, 2021

George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.

R.I.P, George Carlin.

by DonZabu June 23, 2008

George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.

"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.

by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006

ceiling gang

scum of the earth.

Wow, don't talk to Mike, I hear he's in ceiling gang...

by SalamanderSquid April 22, 2020

Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013