Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.

(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”

by Bennehftw May 4, 2021

NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY

MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 2, 2011

cereal killer

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.

That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!

by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003

cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

cereza

A naughty, cheeky goddess.

Some1: Did you hear what Cereza did?
Someone: Do I have to?

by ghhaaasn May 21, 2016

Cereal Dust

A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.

Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.

by H.R. Manager August 31, 2009