cellunizer

Someone who is always dropping their phone or chucking it in a drunken rage.

Im not letting John borrow my phone, hes a total cellunizer.

by yaBOYwatson81 April 18, 2009

in cellulose

Referring to something that exists only on paper or any ongoing case that is subject to bureaucratic processing.

Frank and his wife sent lovely Bar Mitzvah invitations in cellulose.
My Fetus snipe procedure is currently in cellulose and will take forever to get approved.

by Kaffedyr June 21, 2016

celluloneitis

The intense feeling of loneliness and complete detachment from the outside world, one experiences when he or she have left their cellphones behind.

A sudden onset of celluloneitis took him over as he realized he had left his cell behind.

by josesNnicole April 12, 2011

cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by baddazoner February 26, 2011

cellulite

the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections

Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!

by jlo June 14, 2003

Cellulite Blurbles

Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.

All males that see Cellulite Blurbles are blind to overweight women for life.

by Colin F. Young November 5, 2004

Cellulit up

When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.

"Damn, that bitch was cellulit up. Her ass looked like Craterface."

by Corn Causey August 5, 2008