An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
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The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
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Get the We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. mug.An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
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Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
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