catfish wingman

A friend who creates a dating profile, let's use Match.com as an example, to pose as her friend whom she would like to see in a healthy relationship.

Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.

Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.

Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged

Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.

Catfish Wingman

by Everly Urgess May 14, 2015

Cattist

Someone who is very obsessed with cats. A person who cannot stand seeing cats get hurt.

She couldn't watch the cat dying because she's a Cattist.

by Lydiajup December 16, 2017

catuserbot

One of the best telegram user bot created by Sandeep(@mrconfused).

Noob - which bot is that‽
Pro - One and only catuserbot

by Andrio September 15, 2020

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.

"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Catfishing

Hiding who you really are to hook someone into an online relationship using Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace or by cell phone.

Guy 1: "Hey so I met this new girl online! She is so hot!"
Guy 2: "Have you ever seen her in person?"
Guy 1:"No, does that matter?"
Guy 2: "Better make sure she's not a catfish.."
Guy 1: "You think she's catfishing?!"

by Hope Swan January 20, 2014

whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010